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Date: 01/11/05

Signs Of The Times, # Whatever

Went past the Wrexham branch of B&Q today. They had a sign announcing the completion of the store's refurbishment. The sign read:

Sign saying 'Fully Complete'

I pondered this for a moment; indeed, I nearly walked into someone's garden wall. Can anything be less than fully complete? It's got to be both, surely?

I was rescued from the depression caused by corporate illiteracy by the sight of a garishly-accoutred estate car going past on the way to the nearby hospital. In large crimson letters on the back, it carried this poetic image:

Sign saying 'Urgent Blood'

Sometimes, I suppose, pedantry gets in the way of being transported to another realm of thought.