This Is Not A
Had one of those plastic bags shoved through the letterbox today. You know the ones; the sort where a 'charity' you've never heard of wants you to put things you don't want in a bag to be sold to people who don't want them either.
This one has - in large, friendly letters - the message:
THIRD WORLD CLOTHING COLLECTION
I'm afraid I'll have to tell them that I already have one.
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