This Is Not A
Long Time No 'C'
For months I've been passing this sign on the way in to work of a morning. It stands outside a local pub:
And it's exactly the same on the other side...
..complete with those bloody apostrophes!
Now, either no-one has bothered to tell the landlord about it (or they're too scared to tell him), or none of his clientele thinks there's anything wrong with it (I forbear to comment).
I took the above photograph this afternoon, shortly after coming across the following notice, which seems to indicate a degree of temporal confusion:
I think they must have continued to been had problems there.