This Is Not A
Jumping Into The Flames?
Passed a newspaper billboard this afternoon. In large, impossible-to-ignore letters, our local paper sought to inform us:
THREE FLEA HOUSE FIRE
One wonders how they managed to start it. Leaping madly up and down until they spontaneously combusted, presumably?
I would like to reassure anyone unfamiliar with the area that we are most definitely not as illiterate as our town hack-rag might lead you to believe.