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Date: 29/07/13

Jumping Into The Flames?

Passed a newspaper billboard this afternoon. In large, impossible-to-ignore letters, our local paper sought to inform us:


One wonders how they managed to start it. Leaping madly up and down until they spontaneously combusted, presumably?

I would like to reassure anyone unfamiliar with the area that we are most definitely not as illiterate as our town hack-rag might lead you to believe.