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Date: 19/08/16

Stay, Fido!

Or, "The Importance Of Being Hyphenated"

Saw a van go past, and on the side was:

Sign saying 'Mobile Dog Grooming Service

I asked a Jack Russell-owning friend who you were supposed to call if you only had a static dog. She replied:

"A taxidermist"