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Can anyone at all tell me what the hell this is?
It's from a Christmas cracker, and there's no indication on the box what it might be for. The screws on the reverse would suggest something which needs to be fixed to something else, but if that's the case then the screws are on the wrong side of the doobrie altogether.
Three of us (me, my brother and my sister-in-law) have spent a couple of hours puzzling over it, but none of us is any the wiser. If you have more of a clue as to this strange item's purpose (apart from causing head-scratching), we'd be grateful for any info via the e-mail link on the front page.