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Date: 30/09/18

Fresh Out Of Answers

Walking this lunchtime past the dry cleaners' which is ensconced inside my supermarket of choice, I saw that they were selling a product which claims that it:

"Freshens and kills moths"

Two questions here:

  1. Why would you want to freshen a moth?
  2. ...

Hang on...three questions here:

  1. Why would you want to freshen a moth?
  2. Why would you want to freshen a moth if you were about to kill it anyway?
  3. Even if you were so minded as to carry out such a bizarre act, how on earth do you freshen a moth?

File under: Just Plain Odd