This Is Not A
It's a nice card, a scene of (if I remember correctly; I sealed it up a few days ago) bunnies and the like. And when you unfold it, part of it pops up in a very charming way.
It was when I was clearing away the packaging that I found this card:
I mean, the greeting on the card actually says (something like) "You're 1 today!". So why make a card for a one-year-old that it is deemed 'unsuitable' for him to have?
There's some serious arse-covering going on here.