Picture of a judge's wigThe Judge RANTS!Picture of a judge's wig

Date: 15/07/08

A Short, Heartfelt Verse

(With apologies to Eleanor Farjeon)

"Cats shit anywhere, any patch of earth that's bare.
On your lawn (right to the edge!), on the path, beneath the hedge.
Underneath your oak tree, too - everywhere's a kitty-loo.
Despite your threats, despite your orders, still they'll crap in all your borders.
They drive me spare! They don't care! Cats shit anywhere!"