The Judge RANTS!
A Short, Heartfelt Verse
"Cats shit anywhere, any patch of earth that's bare.
On your lawn (right to the edge!), on the path, beneath the hedge.
Underneath your oak tree, too - everywhere's a kitty-loo.
Despite your threats, despite your orders, still they'll crap in all your borders.
They drive me spare! They don't care! Cats shit anywhere!"