This Is Not A
This is now...
Compare And Contrast...
Hello, Ordinary White Working-Class™ People of England!
Out Of The Count
<Checks spelling carefully>...
Have I Got "No!"'s For You?
I had no idea that Paul Merton had gone into politics...
Inundated With Critical Acclaim?
I can't see what the problem is here, can you?
There's something pleasingly...symmetrical about this...
Which Nation? What Unity?
I've had a sarky letter published in the Guaraniad...
Sounds About Right
Courtesy of my great chums Wendy and Tez...
I'm very concerned about my bumblies...
The Boards And The Bees
Remember me telling you last time about the bumblies...
Totally (Re)wired: Part Two - Sockets And See
I got home on the Thursday before Easter to find two letters awaiting me...
Totally (Re)wired: Part One - The Revenge Of The Daddies Sauce
No, I didn't have a restful Bank Holiday weekend...
Going Down Slow
Put me to bed with a shovel, I think I've seen everything now...
More Where He Came From?
This is, without doubt, one of the scariest photographs I've seen in a long time...
"A Cathedral Lit By A Sunset"
A Piece-Of-Ass Hat?
It must be difficult to breed when your modifier can only dangle...
"Stand Up, Stand Up For Jesus"
I sometimes think that there is a gleeful prankster spirit...