The Judge RANTS!
Date: 11/12/09
_____ _____ - More ___________!
It is JudgeCo™'s duty to report that Mr _____ _____, the noted American ______, has today obtained an injunction from the ____ _____ in ______ preventing UK media from reporting _______ on Mr _____' current difficulties.
The alleged ___________, which has already been reported in the media in the ______ _____ Of America, cannot be disclosed for legal reasons. However, it is thought by those in the know that the stories relate to how Mr _____ (33) ________ ______ bleeding _____ _ rear-end _________, and had to be _______ by his wife, who used a golf club to _____ his ______.
Further reports subsequently alleged that __ _____ (__) had had a __________ with _____ ______, a ________ from another woman, and erotic ____ ________ from ___ _______.
Mr _____, who has been left acutely ___________ by these revelations, has since gone to _____, but instructed lawyers to obtain the __________ to prevent any further _____________ to him and to his _____.
We'll bring you more news as soon as the potty and dangerous libel laws of England are reformed and multi-millionaires and corporations can no longer use them to prevent their ________, their ____________ and even their ___________ from being exposed to the public.
