The Judge RANTS!
Bollocks To It!
I've decided for once to let discretion reign, if only because the amount of time it would take me to type out the sorry saga would cause considerable discomfort on top of what I already have.
Instead, let me provide you with this instructive (though thankfully not illustrative) video (which has nothing at all to do with the subject, oh deary me no!), and leave you in the, erm, capable hands of the late Bon Scott, a man who could have read out any paragraph from an issue of the Watchtower and make it sound as lascivious as hell. Take 'em away, Ronald!