The Judge RANTS!
Date: 24/06/17
A Patriotic Hymn
"Let us, with a Leadsom mind,
Smear the Beeb and all its kind.
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For our power will last long,
Ever stable, ever strong.
Let us piss them off abroad,
Our dosh is in havens stored.
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We, with all our blathering shite,
Have screwed the poor with all our might.
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And we have, with smirking eye,
Shat upon their misery.
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And - with the fœtid Mail and Sun -
Compared good people to The Hun.
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Although our team is far from bright,
We'll triumph, for our cause is Right.
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All things creeping we shall feed
(So long as they're of Bulldog Breed).
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So let us, with a Leadsom mind,
Blame all others for our bind."
(Oh, Milton, thou shouldst be living at this hour!)
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