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Date: 12/09/18

"Mother Stands For...Confusion?"

For fuck sake, Guardian! Have you no-one left at your rag who understands the importance of commas, or the necesssity of repeating a pronoun where it will remove ambiguity?

Screenshot from the 'Guardian' referring to Kate Bush's 'mother and guitarist Alan Murphy'

I mean, look what you've just done here. You've not merely implied that Mrs. Bush was a guitarist, but that she was a man called Alan Murphy. Versatile Hannah Bush may have been; that versatile she wasn't.

Take some fucking care, will you?