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Date: 29/05/15

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Before I become at risk of arrest and imprisonment under the forthcoming Shut Up And Know Your Place, You Little Oik Act 2015, may I just remark that when I saw this headline:

Headline reading 'Ancient parasite found frozen in time

My very first and instant thought was that it would be about this:

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