The Judge RANTS!
Yesterday In British Values
(The latest in an interminable series)
"We want to make sure that 18 to 21-year-olds do not slip straight into a life on benefits"
(By making sure that they can't get any benefits)
"Government changes mean that from 6 April, bereaved parents will only receive payments for 18 months. Previously the payment lasted until children were 16 years old."
(Which is, of course, a major disincentive to the orphans being shoved up chimneys or being sold into prostitution, like they were in the Good Old Days™ when Britannia ruled the waves)
"The "Seventh Dedicated Legislation Committee" was only established to consider raising the so-called 'Sovereign Grant' from 15 per cent to 25 per cent of the Crown Estates income, in order to fund the estimated £360m upgrade to Buckingham Palace, and now it has done so, it will be disbanded."
(God Swive The Quoon! Rah, Rah!)
Y'know, chums? Things have come to a pretty pass when a military coup starts to look like a progressive option. But at least 'we' have taken back control, don'tcha know?