Date: 19/06/17
Due Respect
It is, of course, a given that those wretched foreigners simply don't know how to behave in the face of a major tragedy. I mean, just look at this, m'dears:
![What sort of respect is that? Screenshot from the 'Independent' stating that the Portuguese government had declared three days of national mourning after 72 people were killed by forest fires](../imagebank/illustrations/portugal_fires.jpg)
Whereas we, the superior race of the island nation of Greater Catastrophia, know exactly what to do when some awful - and completely unforeseeable of course - event strikes:
![See? We won! Rah-rah! Screenshot from the 'Guardian': Grenfell Tower fire: police raise death toll to 79](../imagebank/illustrations/grenfell_79.jpg)
![Rah-rah! Rah-rah! Rah-rah! Photo of 'trooping the colour'](../imagebank/photos/trooping.jpg)