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Date: 19/06/17

Due Respect

It is, of course, a given that those wretched foreigners simply don't know how to behave in the face of a major tragedy. I mean, just look at this, m'dears:

Screenshot from the 'Independent' stating that the Portuguese government had declared three days of national mourning after 72 people were killed by forest fires

Whereas we, the superior race of the island nation of Greater Catastrophia, know exactly what to do when some awful - and completely unforeseeable of course - event strikes:

Screenshot from the 'Guardian': Grenfell Tower fire: police raise death toll to 79

Photo of 'trooping the colour'